Pikes Party 1988 Song

To the tune of ---- The Lumberjack ---- By Ray

INTRO:-
This 'ere's the Merry Pikehands
A chauvinistic crew
Who meet very occassionally to drink, to laugh, to show
The spirit of the family is alive and kicking true
And that's the reason we're standing in front of you all
Acting the bloody fool

CHORUS:-
We are the merry Pikehands
A happy bunch are we
We drink our sup on a Friday night
And we're all in the family

VERSE 1:-
Our founder Nick a super stud
Of children he has four
He's found the cause, don't stop to pause
But rapidly withdraw

VERSE 2:-
His name is Bry, known for his thigh
Dieting's an agony
A Chinese meal, chippies and a swill
Of beer's the thing for he

VERSE 3:-
There's some do say that Pikehand Ray
Grows fingers by the score
If he lopped one off, he'd give a cough
And slowly raise two more

VERSE 4:-
Now cousin Al, he's a pal
A bearded guitarist
Though he's not quite Julien Bream
He's often Brahms and Liszt

VERSE 5:-
He's pyro Dave of the fire brigade
He'll squirt his hose upon yer
Don't light your fire on a Saturday night
Cos he's going out with Sonia

VERSE 6:-
Mon sewer Bob has a job
The smelly overseer
If you think it's bad over there
It's bloody dire here

VERSE 7:-
The cousins say that Pikehand Gra
Has married a girl abroad
He still lives at Admaston Road
But now gets bed and bawd

VERSE 8:-
As you may know at "welly throws"
Our cousin Jeff's the dregs
But cham-pi-on at throwing up
His bacon and his eggs

VERSE 9:-
Now most of us put Piking first
We Pike from South to North
Our wives and kids come second and third
While Peter sallie's forth

VERSE 10:-
A pair of tykes this couple of Pikes
A partnership amazing
While Nick sorts out the interest rate
Neil sells you double glaziing

VERSE 11:-
Now Pikehand Paul's been back to school
To learn about computing
While Sandra flutes her man computes
A routine convoluting