Pikes Party 1999 Song

To the tune of ---- "Old MacDonald had a Farm" ---- By Ray

Pikehands are a happy band P.I.K.E.O
And once a year we're given a hand P.I.K.E.O
With a Pikehand here, a Pikehand there, here a Pike, there a Pike, everywhere a Pike Pike
Oh what Pikehands we all are P.I.K.E.O

Going for a motor ride -- toot toot, beep beep, whoosh
Ray had left his thumb outside -- slam door, slam door, squash
With an Ow, Ow here ... etc
A Pikehand here ... etc
Oh what Pikehands we all are P.I.K.E.O

Jeffrey at the breakfast plate -- chew up, chew up, chew
Helped a sausage meet it's fate -- threw up, threw up, phew
With an urrggh, urrggh here ... etc
With an Ow, Ow here ... etc
A Pikehand here ... etc
Oh what Pikehands we all are P.I.K.E.O

Cameras have enormous power -- click snap, click snap, flash
We snapped Robert in the shower -- buy the negs., for cash
With a fff-fff here ... etc
With an urrggh, urrggh here ... etc
With an Ow, Ow here ... etc
A Pikehand here ... etc
Oh what Pikehands we all are P.I.K.E.O

Up at Wigan lead by Al -- oh my, oh my, gosh
Bryan fell in the canal -- splish splash, splish splash, splosh
With a bobble bobble here ... etc
With a fff-fff here ... etc
With an urrggh, urrggh here ... etc
With an Ow, Ow here ... etc
A Pikehand here ... etc
Oh what Pikehands we all are P.I.K.E.O

We went to Boulogne-on sea -- Ee aw, Ee aw, honk
'fore they ended duty free -- brought back loads of plonk'
With a oui oui here ...etc
With a bobble bobble here ... etc
With a fff-fff here ... etc
With an urrggh, urrggh here ... etc
With an Ow, Ow here ... etc
A Pikehand here ... etc
Oh what Pikehands we all are P.I.K.E.O

Still not on the internet -- dot slash, dot slash, ok
Our web's not gone world wide yet -- pike dot, pike dot, uk
With a slash slash here ... etc
With a oui oui here ...etc
With a bobble bobble here ... etc
With a fff-fff here ... etc
With an urrggh, urrggh here ... etc
With an Ow, Ow here ... etc
A Pikehand here ... etc
Oh what Pikehands we all are P.I.K.E.O

Next week Ray is off to Wales -- Daff - o, Daff - o, dil
Drinking in the Miner's Arms -- Dill - o, Dill - o, daf
With a leek leek here ... etc
With a slash slash here ... etc
With a oui oui here ...etc
With a bobble bobble here ... etc
With a fff-fff here ... etc
With an urrggh, urrggh here ... etc
With an Ow, Ow here ... etc
A Pikehand here ... etc
Oh what Pikehands we all are P.I.K.E.O