Pikes Party 1992 Song

To the tune of, ?????? -- By Ray

Here we all are then
Gathered once more
We've all made the journey down to cousin Nicks
Acting silly
Behaving like pr.......

Ray interupts

We've all made a journey down her on our bikes
Acting silly
Behaving like Pikes

Chuck us a sausage
Pour us a drink
Pass a chicken leg
Doesn't really matter if its to your taste
Nick and Val don't
Tolerate waste

Swap a few stories
Tell a few jokes
Try to sing a song
Part of the family
Heart of the family
That's where we belong

Just about spring time
We go away
For a long weekend
Loads of tough activities are on our list
Find a pub
And slowly get pi......

Ray interupts

Loads of activities are on our list
Churches, lib'ries
See what you've missed

Not many places
We haven't been
This land of ours
We've let all the locals on a merry dance
So next year we're
Goind to Fr.....

Ray interupts

We don't know the venue where we're gonna meet
It's a secret
Guarded by Pete

But we're expecting
Locals to say
Qu'est que c'est que ca
Part of the family
Heart of the family
Oh oui, oui we are

Putting on weight now
Losing our hair
Sidebalds turning grey
But the thing which really makes us want to cry
We'll all end up
Looking like Bry

We're getting older
Can't take the pace
But we'll not slow down
Forty years from now we'll still be getting kicks
With zimmer frames and
Two walking sticks

We'll still be cousins
We'll still be mates
Bonds of blood stay strong
Part of the family
Heart of the family
That's where we belong

Now here's a problem
Some of the lads
Have sons of their own
What you going to tell them when the question strikes
Daddy, tell me
What are the Pikes?

Will you be honest
Tell them the truth
Come-clean once for all
Will you say "Now sonny, just go out and play"
On some busy
Dual carriageway

What will you tell them?
They'll want to know
So they don't go wrong
Part of the family
Heart of the family
That's where they belong

Part of the family
Heart of the family
That's where they belong