FAMILY PARTY 2009

Part of an email from Ray

Here at last - final details of the party arrangements.
Venue:- Ray and Kev's place
Time:- 3pm onwards. Food will be served about 6pm. (Although "served" does not accurately describe what's on offer)
Bring with you:- Your sense of humour. Nothing else is compulsory but if you have fold up chairs which will easily fit in your car it would help. Parents please note that there isn't room for a bouncy castle this year so if you want to bring things to amuse your offsprings please do
Entertainment:- We'll make our own - Just like they did in the olden days!! Although I have heard rumours of a quiz, and of course, there's always the Pike Song. If anyone likes to bring along their party piece we could always turn the decking into a stage for you
Apology:- Sorry but we cannot accommodate pets. If you have to bring dogs, cats, goldfish etc., could they be left in your car?
Sally:- Your year as Pikehand is rapidly coming to a close. Please bring the hand with you so that some other poor soul can be awarded it for 2009
Nominations:- We have received a few but we would like some more. If you know of anything praiseworthy, courageous, self-sacrificing and charitable that any relative has achieved then you are probably in the wrong family. We want to hear about the crass stupidities or your nearest and dearest so that we can have a good laugh at their expense. E-mail them to me or my vice-chair Richard.

Just this one of several quizzes with answers