Pikes Party 2001 Song

To the tune of ---- "We'll keep a wellcome" ---- By Ray

We'll hold a welcome in the hillside
We'll hold the weekend in the vales
We'll wave goodbye to dear old England
And take the M4 down to Wales
We'll cross the bridge that spans the Severn
Though some say it's a bridge too far
Just listen to each Pikehand screaming
It's four pounds forty pence per car

We're going to stay in a theatre
The place where Raymond earns his wage
Is piking now a real performance
Or have Pikehands reached that stage?
We've bought our straw and disinfectant
We want to ward off Foot and Mouth
We've bought a map but need no compass
Bryan's stomach is pointing South

There's going to be a murder mystery
We're going to have to solve the crime
We'll pick up clues as if we're Sherlock
We'll have the culprit doing time
We'll look for finger and for footprints
And when we've clues together strung
Although the death sentence s'abolished
You can bet he'll be well hung

For there's no chance of him escpaping
As sure as eggs is eggs is eggs
Cos when we've started up our quad bikes
We'll have some pow'r between our legs
We'll motor half way up the hillside
We'll go as quickly as we can
And then we'll wait for Nick to catch up
Here he comes - it's "Lawnmower Man"!

We're going to catch that Arthur Robbins
For it was he what done this deed
We're going to drum him from the Pikehands
We're going to oust him with all speed
We're going to clean up in the hillside
We're going to clean up in the vales
This piking land won't know what's hit it
When we come back again to Wales

This piking land won't know what's hit it
When we come back again to Wales