Pikes Party 2006 Song

Combined Party and Wedding of Anya and Tim Celebration

To the tune of ---- "Island in the Sun" ---- By Ray

Oh Island Antigua,
Paradise that's a helluva,
Perfect spot for to tie the knot,
Of Anya dear and Tim Gulliver.

I see a woman on bended knee,
Gathered round her her family,
I see a man at the woman's side,
Going to make her his blushing Bride.

Antigua heavenly,
Shining jewel in the Carib sea,
Among the palms couples linking arms,
Stopping Tim escaping and breaking free.

Now they sign for the register,
No returning -- They've gone too far,
Angel voices coming from on high,
Bob Marley and, "No Woman No Cry."

Antiguan wedding day,
Father proud gives the bride away,
While the natives sing you slip on the ring,
And your parents panic --There's a bill to pay.

I see couple running hand in hand,
Along the beach where the sea meets sand,
Just a minute -- It's Sal and Pete,
Seen the bill now they're on their feet.

Antigua in the sun,
Couldn't they invite ev'ryone,
Expenses paid the trip we'd have made,
On honeymoon we'd have all the fun.

Oh Island Antigua,
Paradise that's a helluva,
Perfect spot for to tie the knot,
Of Anya dear and Tim Gulliver.

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To the tune of ---- "Jump Down" ---- By Ray

Spoken
Now Tim's wedding finger's got a ring
There's only one song he can sing

Gotta jump down turn around do as Anya tells ya,
Gotta jump down turn around do as Anya says,
Gotta jump down turn around do as Anya tells ya,
Gotta jump down turn around do as Anya says.

Oh Lordy when's it gonna finish,
Oh my Lordy when's it gonna end,
Oh Lordy when's it gonna finish,
Oh my Lordy when's it gonna end.

Gotta jump down turn around do the dirty dishes,
Gotta wash up, dry up put them all away,
Gotta jump down turn around do the dirty dishes,
Gotta do them all again though you did 'em yesterday.

Oh Lordy when's it gonna finish,
Oh my Lordy when's it gonna end,
Oh Lordy when's it gonna finish,
Oh my Lordy when's it gonna end.

Gotta sweep floors, dust shelves, Windolene the windows,
Till they shine and sparkle, make you blink your eyes,
Gotta make believe you that do it cos you love her,
Cos there ain't no pay so you canna get a rise.

Oh Lordy when's it gonna finish,
Oh my Lordy when's it gonna end,
Oh Lordy when's it gonna finish,
Oh my Lordy when's it gonna end.

Spoken
Now once or twice you'll play the groom
She'll take you in to the bedroom.

Gotta strip beds was sheets dry and do the ironing,
Gotta make the bed and plump the pillow case,
Gotte learn to get the cover on the duvet,
Gotta knuckle down, gotta know your proper place.

Gotta jump down turn around do as Anya tells ya,
Gotta jump down turn around do as Anya says,
Gotta jump down turn around do as Anya tells ya,
Gotta jump down turn around do as Anya says.

Oh Lordy when's it gonna finish,
Oh my Lordy when's it gonna end,
Oh Lordy when's it gonna finish,
Oh my Lordy when's it gonna end.