JOKES IN RHYME
Bongo ---- By ANON ---- 1987
Through the Congo three men fought
But one day they all got caught
Each of them were given two choices
"Death or Bongo?" the headman voices
"Bongo!" the first man said, with a roar
Not knowing what was in store
He's taken away and tied to a tree
Buggered by the whole tribe, then set free
"Bongo!" the second man yelled
And he was buggered as well
The third man thought, I'm having none of this
I'd rather die than "Bongo!" was his wish
So the headman of the congo
said, death by "Bongo!"
Sid ---- By ANON ---- 1987
A white horse, feeling quite thirsty
Strode forcefully into a bar
Shouting, "Barman, a pint of lager,"
And perhaps a small cigar?
"A white horse drinking lager?"
The barman gasped, "For shame!,
You aught to have a different drink,
The one that bears your name!"
The white horse looked astonished
and said, "Well, I never did!
In all my years of drinking,
I've never had a drink called SID."