TWIMERICK

Limerick ----- By Bob --- delivered Bruille-lez-Marchiennes Weekend 2004

A pervert whose high expectations
Soon dashed into great consternations
Became quite tearful
Getting an earful
From boys with acute constipation

Bereft of gratification
Favoured self alleviation
Dismal not cheerful
Suffered the fearful
Premature ejaculation

Umpires untutored chose in a tick
That rhyming style I name Twimerick
It's really perverse
That twice five line verse
They merely believe is limerick